Thursday, 13 August 2009
Man: I'm very impressed, your bag matches your shirt. Was that intentional?
Me: Well, yes. I am a woman.
Man: Do you do that every day?
Me: Yup, more or less.
Man: What, so you've come out for a week and you've brought seven handbags?
Me: No, I've brought seven pink tops. I'm an efficient woman.